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力,及良好的学习力。 草船借箭 曹操为什麽不放火箭?
1.大批量使用火箭成本过高。很大程度上依赖于记忆力。如果把人的综合能力比作一根锁链,个高职毕业生
因为没考上理想国立大学
所以先选择工作一年
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我从9月17号找到一间
距离我住家还蛮近的食品加工厂作业员
一开始是说老闆 本薪两万整 排休六天
试用期三个月
属于重複性高的工作性质
我是觉得自己没什麽本钱
挑工作不是现在该做的..<

慈光之塔那个那个大公子      


你和你的爱人一起共度你的生日,在吹蜡烛之际,你的爱人问你是否可以把蜡烛一口气吹灭.你说可以,并吹了,结果你认为会如何?

A.以为全吹灭了,其实还有一根没灭。

相比99坦克,更加便宜,实用,但机动性更强,重量更轻,隐蔽性和雨天夜战能力更强
是为适应南部温湿气候而设计的坦克记忆是学习的表徵,没有记忆便无从肯定是否学习了。an NT0,000. However, in the middle of his operation, he was caught short  and relieved himself in the factory, conveniently leaving a pile of excrement from which the police extracted his DNA and apprehended  the maladroit criminal. The thief, identified only by his surname Lin, said, “I couldn’t take it any more, so I squatted down and relieved myself!”

DNA is found in all human cells, and since everyone’s DNA is different, the police often use it as evidence during investigations. Although excrement is a form of human waste, criminal investigation specialists said that it still contains cells from our intestine, from which DNA can be extracted. But cells easily deteriorate in moist excrement, making the extraction difficult.

The police said that 34-year-old Lin’s modus operandi was to cut open the iron sheets of the walls of the factories he broke into. He visited a factory mid-December last year and took more than 10 drill bits and 50 other molds. After putting them on his truck, he went back to the factory to see if there was anything valuable he had missed the first time. According to the police, after the effort and stress of breaking into the factory Lin felt the need to relieve himself so he lowered his pants and produced the evidence.

It is also alleged that in October last year, he broke into another factory and stole as much as 1.5 tons of steel material. When cutting the iron sheet before entering, he wounded himself and left blood stains, which the police analyzed. And in another case in which he is also a suspect, he is alleged to have found time to drink an expensive liquor, leaving his saliva on the bottle. That also became evidence for the police.

After comparing and analyzing the DNA samples, the police found out that the excrement, blood and saliva belonged to the same person, the “factory burglar.” Shulin police department discovered that this suspect is a man who lives in an abandoned kindergarten school bus. With the help of other police stations, they succeeded in capturing him. After being caught, the suspect only admitted to breaking into the factory where he drank the liquor. But when he was presented with the DNA evidence from his excrement, he claimed that although he answered the call of nature in the factory, he hadn’t stolen anything. The police suspect him to be the perpetrator of at least nine other burglaries in the Shulin and Sanshia areas of Taipei County.

(LIBERTY TIMES, TRANSLATED BY TAIJING WU)



男子林焕钧涉嫌屡次到91大童网县树林工业区侵入铁皮工厂行窃,有一次费力搬运市价逾四十万的鑽头等工具后,一时忍不住在工厂内放了一坨屎,却被警方从屎堆取得宝贵的DNA生物迹证,日前林嫌落网后说:「那时候突然肚子痛,就蹲下去拉囉!」却不知,这坨屎就成为他行窃的「铁证」。 有天,

果酱肥皂泡陷阱
材料:清水、扁平器皿、花生,
只见老爸熟练地用万能钥匙打开了一个橱柜的锁,
然后便叫儿子先躲进橱柜裡头,
兴奋的儿子二话不说便进了橱柜裡头,
但让人无解的是,偷儿老爸马上把橱柜关上,
更残忍的是,还上了锁,
当然,大帅的文章进展基本上就是跟你想的不一样,
要是你想的到,那大帅写个屁不是吗?
只有更荒谬,没有最荒谬,
这老偷儿把儿子琐在橱柜后还大声嚷嚷:
“有贼!!有贼!!快来抓贼阿!!”
然后呢?翻牆就回家去了,顺路还吃了顿清粥小菜…

这户有钱人家听到有人喊抓贼,当然这觉也别睡了,
全家上下加小猫小狗全起来察看,东翻西找没看到贼就算了,
左摸又揉也没发现东西被偷,想想可能是骗人布又在捣蛋吧,
于是大伙就摸摸鼻子上床睡觉去了,
当然,被琐在橱柜裡的小偷儿就著急了,
心裡一直盘算怎麽才能逃出去,
灵机一动,他学起了老鼠咬衣服的声音,
如果你问我老鼠咬衣服是什麽声音,
那大帅也学不来,也因为学不来,所以只能写文章骗骗人,
不然老子早就去帝宝捞一票了…

回归故事,小ㄚ环听到声音就拿著蜡烛来看看,
ㄚ环一打开橱柜,小偷儿一跃而出,还顺便吹熄了蜡烛,
至于有没有顺手摸了ㄚ环一把,这我们不讨论,
这当然也惊动了这户人家,
于是小偷儿在前头卖力地跑著,
而富人奴僕大军这在后面追,
一边追还一边喊著那标准的台词:
「X你爸爸的老婆,卖造~」

就这样跑著追著,小偷儿跑到了河边,
他急中生智,抱起了一块大石头往河裡丢,
然后绕道往围观的人群裡挤,
嘴裡还唸唸有词:
「真可怜,小偷都被逼到跳河了。,也不一定一定要做大事,捐大钱才叫有爱心。也很佩服这位朋友,现在我自己则思索这个从自己做起的idea。:「言作大兽,名为蔓延之戏。心思敏捷,应变力强,果断、主观、衝动、好辩,喜欢单刀直入、当机立断地作决定,说话直接了当,讨厌迂迴纠结的事情,不耐烦漫长无聊的过程。 < 这趟从以色列回台湾的航程,我在飞机上看了不少有关于讨论「时间」的影片。

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这个我们平凡人天天使用的名词,其实是个非常抽象的概念,到目前科学家也还在研究时间的属性与定义。大学毕业..不过也是名不见的经传的私立大学毕业的。

大学毕业并不待表就是一种拘束、一种优越感!

反而是在工作上要表现出有这种学历的态度跟能力。




















































最近朋友告诉我一个小故事,她说搭计程车的时候,她发觉车上贴著老人与残障八折,她很好奇的问了这个说话带著客家口音的司机先生,只见司机先生回答他说,「最近我觉得大家都比较没有爱心,所以我想就从我自己做起,让老人与残障者撘我的车都打八折」。ms. Magic and Showmanship: A Handbook for Conjurers, page 1 (Mineola, NY: Dover Publications, Inc, 2000).
^ 《陝西通志》记载:「杂戏起于秦汉,有鱼龙蔓延,高纽凤凰,像人、怪兽之戏。 Caught short: Police follow DNA trail to catch burglar 行窃留屎 DNA让大盗栽了  

When a thief leaves the scene of his crime,吐火,能力比作一座宝塔,那麽,记忆力便是这座宝塔的塔基。半截了,典型的“一次性”产品。br />警方说,三十四岁的林焕钧习惯剪开工厂的铁皮外牆入侵犯案,去年十二月中旬到周姓男子的工厂,将十多个鑽石鑽头、马达及五十多个模具,费劲一一搬上货车后,重回工厂巡视有无值钱财物没偷,可能刚才使劲搬运,突然放松下来,一股「便意」传来,就大剌剌蹲在厂中央拉了起来,留下这坨关键的证物「屎」。

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